Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Female Prayer

Got this from my Step Mom and was terribly amused. Thought I'd share it with y'all.


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pull out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.

Amen

13 comments:

  1. Sorry girls, I found him :oP....or rather, he found me hehe. *looks admiringly at Matt*. Geez I'm a lucky girl.

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  2. Well for goodness sake, clone him!!!!!!! Share the wealth LOL

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  3. Sara, honey NO man is that perfect. Well unless he's gay.

    *snort* Just kidding sweetie.

    I am so glad he found you :o)

    Luf ya!

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  4. I'm glad you've got Matt Miss Sara, you deserve a good man. He'll look after you and treat you right and if he doesn't Sheri and I will go bust some of our Kung Fu moves on him. LOL

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  5. ***Everybody was Kung Fo fighting...***

    giggles

    Sorry, I thought of Bea's verticle movement. She actually has a kung fo dance. It's hilarious!

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  6. LOL Ahhhh have I ever told you how much I miss you girls sometimes???

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  7. Sher, ya had to bring up my Kung Fu dance didn't ya? lmao everybody was Kung Fu fighting...those cats were fast as lightening...in fact it was a little bit frightening...but they fought with expert timing...lol

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  8. RFLMAO!!!!!!

    I simply love that song!


    ***Here come the big boys....let's get it on*****

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  9. *Bea takes Kung Fu Power stance* lmao

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  10. Kung fu fighting?

    Oh no!

    I'd best escape!

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  11. Yes True, I'm deadly. When I get my wicked groove going lives can be lost on the dance floor. Sher and Sara have witnessed the awesome power of my Kung Fu. Some may think of me as a Movement Hazzard others call it Rhythmically Challenged...it's a rare gift.

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  12. It's aaaall about the veritcal movement hehehe

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  13. LMAO oh yeahhhhhhhh the vertical movement oh gawwwdddd!!!!!!!!!!! Just wait until I start my Gunslinger Dance Moves...roflmao!!!!!!

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