Joke of the weekend

Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating healthy lunch they decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange looking gent sitting at the entrance who said "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror that if you look into it and say something truthful you will be rewarded with your wish. Be warned: if you say something false you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity."

The men quickly entered and on finding the mirror Ralph Nader stepped up and said "I think I'm the most truthful of the 3 of us" and he suddenly found the keys to a new Prius in his hand.

Al Gore stepped up and said "I think I'm the most ambitious of the 3 of us" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.