I am sorry that the Chowda man is leaving. Your stories about him are hilarious!
And men claim they never get lost. I asked my boss one time if he needed a map with his travel itinerary.
He said, "No, I am a man, we never get lost"
I said, "Bullshit. You guys get lost all the time. You're jackass' who won't ask for directions. Just take the damn map. Woman don't get lost, we would simply ask for directions"
(Bea he need not know about our fiasco coming from the Buffalo aiport shhhhh)
He snorted and said, "Please, most woman need directions to get out of their own God Damn driveways!"
LOL I forgot about the Buffalo Airport Incident!!!!LOL or how about the downtown Rochester run going up the wrong street?? LMAO
I wish I could transfer with him but I'm not officially his admin. I just arrange his travel, do his expenses, order his supplies, nag him and make sure he makes his flights. I also track him down when his boss Mister O calls. (Yes I've actually knocked on the men's room door for this man-only because it really was IMPORTANT-millions of important reasons). He is a very funny guy and a great boss. I'm sure he'll have a new admin for him in NYC.
I'm glad you left him out of the coffee run! Bastard!
LOL I was thinking the same thing, Bea. I very distinctly recall being lost in the middle of Rochester and driving the wrong way on a one way street lol.
I am sorry that the Chowda man is leaving. Your stories about him are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd men claim they never get lost. I asked my boss one time if he needed a map with his travel itinerary.
He said, "No, I am a man, we never get lost"
I said, "Bullshit. You guys get lost all the time. You're jackass' who won't ask for directions. Just take the damn map. Woman don't get lost, we would simply ask for directions"
(Bea he need not know about our fiasco coming from the Buffalo aiport shhhhh)
He snorted and said, "Please, most woman need directions to get out of their own God Damn driveways!"
I left him out of the afternoon coffee run.
Can you transfer with Chowda??
luf ya
LOL I forgot about the Buffalo Airport Incident!!!!LOL or how about the downtown Rochester run going up the wrong street?? LMAO
ReplyDeleteI wish I could transfer with him but I'm not officially his admin. I just arrange his travel, do his expenses, order his supplies, nag him and make sure he makes his flights. I also track him down when his boss Mister O calls. (Yes I've actually knocked on the men's room door for this man-only because it really was IMPORTANT-millions of important reasons). He is a very funny guy and a great boss. I'm sure he'll have a new admin for him in NYC.
I'm glad you left him out of the coffee run! Bastard!
LOL I was thinking the same thing, Bea. I very distinctly recall being lost in the middle of Rochester and driving the wrong way on a one way street lol.
ReplyDeleteLOL Thanks Sara, no one can get lost the way I get lost! Some call it a gift, others a curse lol.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Bea. Ryan calls me "u-turn"
ReplyDeletepromise you won't tell VP John that :o)