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Guess what??? I have a DATE tonight! AND I got a mic so I can start audio blogging WHOOOO HOOOOOO!!!! So this weekend you may actually hear my voice! Oh and the photo stuff-I didn't have the right software which is why I couldn't post lol so I now have the right stuff and need to load it.
posted by Bea at
2:34 PM
8 Comments:
Ohhh a date! I hope you have a great time my friend :o)
Luf ya!
Thanks Sher but it was not a fun date. He spent the entire time chewing with his mouth open, burped several times and spewed on about how hot Shakira is. Made me feel oh so special I must say. When bits of food began flying out of his mouth I got up, left the restaurant and took a cab home. I will never, ever date again. I was trying to be open minded-honestly-I was but when he started asking me about having sex with chicks I just couldn't take it anymore. He is a pig and I pray to The Almighty that his dick rots and falls off. I wanted to shout at the idiot, "I'm straight. I know chicks on chicks is a turn on for guys but for me it's about as exciting as watching 2 men get it on-sorry it does not turn my crank you fuck faced ass wipe." I refrained. I believe this is evidence that I am to go through the rest of my life alone.
So I got home and guess who left a message on my voice mail-Bacon. When it rains, it pours. I did not call him back, I took 3 Advil and went to bed. I've got a wedding tonight which I reallllllly don't want to attend but I promised that I would. I'll make an appearance and scoot out the door before somebody tries to hook me up. Enough already!
Yeah he was a loser. I mean I don't mind the whole bodily function thing once you get to know a person but on a first date it's a NO-NO.
I've decided not to hit the wedding. I'm just not in the mood, not feeling very peppy this evening and don't really want to be out and about. Marriage is cool but I'll have to endure the, "Oh you're still single" routine and I just can't muster the courage to smile my way through it.
it's OK PGH I'll be fine, just feeling a little unsure of myself. I'll be right as rain in no time.
I don't mind talking about sex when I'm comfortable with the other person-no big deal. But on the first date??! Who the hell does this guy think he is? Maybe he was just trying to get rid of me? I have no idea?
oh God like I really would have used it on him lol NO WAY-not after hearing about Shakira all night long...I only unleash my Redi-Whip talents on the worthy ; )
LOL
lol PGH you're a sick pup j/k
Rowan-lets start a Pagan nunery lol I'll teach astrology classes and you can take care of Tarot readings-it'll be fabulous!!!! lol
No I've given up on the dating scene for a while, sometimes it's better to just walk away before the train wreck begins.
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