Thankfully the end of quarter is over and my life has returned to a somewhat normal pace. I will not post anything the last two weeks of June, it's too chaotic. Plus, I don't think it's fair to unleash my stressed out ass on innocent readers. There was a time I could eat pressure for breakfast, lol that ability seems to be diminishing as I go forward in life. So... while I was away I played on OK Cupid, bought several new lipsticks and watched two very fine films (details to follow). It's a fun website with dating and personality tests that range from quite interesting to pretty figgin' bizarre. If you have the time, inclination and just need to do something mindless I would reccomend this site. It did wonders for my mental state lol I found myself hooked on the quizzes and completley lost track of time. Here are some that I took and the results received:
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU QUIZ
The Liberal Beauty
Scoring 75 looks, 96 personality, 36 politics, and 90 sex drive!
You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and you're highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.
THE SWEETNESS TEST
I scored 86% Saint, 64% Sweetie
(I don't know how the Pope feels about this LOL?)
WHAT TYPE OF MAN ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO QUIZ (like this is a HUGE mystery right???)
*Tough Guy*
You scored 75% masculine, 76% athletic, 27% exotic, and 37% refined!
You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters. (Now come on ladies, take a look at that pic. If you saw that coming through your bedroom door would ya roll over and go to sleep???? lol I didn't think so!)
WHAT CLASSIC MOVIE DAME ARE YOU QUIZ
Katharine Hepburn
You scored 70% grit, 42% wit, 38% flair, and 21% class!
You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.
WHICH DIRECTOR SHOULD DO A FILM OF YOUR LIFE QUIZ
Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 55% romantic, 34% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.
Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is dry, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.
WHICH TAROT CARD RESEMBLES YOU QUIZ
The Hermit
You scored 45 change, 55 wellbeing, 58 wisdom, and 46 truth
The Hermit has mastered all elements of the past key numbers and stands on top of the mountain of attainment. The snowy peaks are symbolic of his isolation; his wisdom sets him apart from the rest. In this position, he holds his lantern to light the way for the rest to follow his path to enlightenment, for knowledge is meaningless unless we turn and show others what we have learned.
WHICH HINDU GODDESS ARE YOU TEST
Sree Meenakshi, the green goddess (I can't tell you how many compliments I've gotten about that particular party frock-lol-kidding lol just kidding) and patron goddess of Madurai (a city in southern India with a large, well-known temple dedicated to her). Meenakshi was the incarnation of Devi/Parvati sent down by the gods when the king asked for a son. When she was first born, she had three breasts. The gods said that once she met her true love, the third breast would disappear. She was raised with the education and training of a boy and became a great queen and fearsome warrior. She went with her army to conquer Mount Kailash where she met Shiva, god of destruction and (you guessed it) her true love. She lost her three-breast deformity and they ruled the kingdom from Madurai as deities on earth.
WHICH LOONEY TUNES CHARACTER ARE YOU QUIZ
Bugs Bunny
You scored 42 Aggression, 71 Sophistication, and 57 Optimism!
You have all the sophistication and charm one would expect from such a high-class hare. Very upbeat and generally laid-back, you are remarkably calm and peaceful even in the midst of the most stressful of situations. On those rare occasions that your anger is aroused, your retaliation usually results in embarrassing the aggressor and laying-bare how foolish he or she really is -- rather than doing any real harm. You likely have many friends and more than a few admirers and would make an excellent leader, if you had any interest in being one. You also tend to have a horrible sense of direction.
ARE YOU A GEEK, NERD OR DORK QUIZ
52 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 69% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of:
Tri-Lamb Material
The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!?
Congratulations!
THE BEST PERSONALITY TYPE FOR YOU TEST
ISFJ-The Protector
You scored 50 I versus E, 80 N versus S, 20 F versus T, and 80 J versus P!
Your ideal romantic partner is known as the protector. As a partner, this type is generous and gentle. Occasionally they may be taken for granted because of this fact. They are tireless in providing acts of service for their loved ones. They run the risk of always being exhausted because they won't say no to their partners. They are sensitive to criticism and will withdraw rather than fight back. They wish to be appreciated for their loyalty and whole hearted nuturing. Their values must be respected and they thrive on consideration and kindness.
I know you're having a rough week SO......
There are days when I commit random acts of stupidity and today juuusstttt happens to be one of them. I woke up on time, lingered in the shower, poofed the hair, applied the makeup-complimented myself on looking mighty fine and left the house. Scampered into work and saw my reflection in the elevator doors...something was amiss. My mind tripped...
*Tough Guy*
The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!? 